A million and counting.....

Slogan on a T-Shirt I won this morning, in a raffle..... to celebrate our company's acquisition of our millionth phone customer.... Raffle for crying out loud. I mean, with a million more customers than they had three years ago, you'd think they'd afford to give us all a T-Shirt. But in their defense... they did provide a great breakfast buffet, catered and all. Besides, it's not like I contributed much to that customer's acquisition. All I did was pay their phone bills to ensure that they could call him and sell him their services.