FOUR THINGS I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT
Passionate... Well I don't know... I tried to put passion... intense passion into everything and everyone I did... Unfortunately, I found there was not enough passion to go around..... In all honesty, I don't know if there is anything I am passionate about.
FOUR WORDS OR PHRASES THAT I USE A LOT
I use a lot of words but in equal proportions... I'm fair minded like that.
FOUR THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
Don't tell anyone, but I am working on the key to immortality which means that I don't have to worry about the other three.
Four things I learnt while getting my teeth cleaned
>That my lips can stretch and distort in all shapes and manner. I will no longer doubt the validity of those mouthy girls in porn flicks.
>It's terribly hard, nigh impossible, to be funny and sound it while in the dentists chair.
>According to the poster on my dental hygienist's wall, ....One can get by with charm alone for only about fifteen minutes... after that you had better have huge boobs or a long willy. Which would explain my involuntary abstinence. My fifteen minute stint has been over for a long minute now and as for size..... well, the jury's still out on that one. I guess they are trying to redifine the phrase - hung jury.
>That when life throws a lemon at you, you are better off ducking and finding cover... there is a lot more lemons where that came from.
FOUR THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN YESTERDAY
Beats me... they didn't happen.. right. Other than not being tagged by all y'all, I don't know what else didn't happen. Now I'm going to return the favor and not tag you all.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
after waiting in vain for my considerate friends to tag me, I've decided to take matters into my own hand and tagged myself. Oh Yes I just did. Amma do the four things tag thing but since I tagged myself, I'll only follow the rules I fancy.